Believe it or not, I’m appearing as a guest on The Oprah Show tomorrow, May 12th. The show is a final tribute to Dr. Oz, and I’m on talking (very briefly) about my botched mastectomy. Might as well make lemonade out of that awfulness, right? I know, I know…why the hell haven’t I blogged about this? Especially given that Mary and I flew to Chicago two weeks ago to tape the show!!! Well, because I signed a strongly worded legal document agreeing not to blog, write, or otherwise report on my “O” experience. So, no, you won’t be reading any behind-the-scenes “O” scuttlebutt here. And, hopefully, this post won’t land me in hot water. BUT I wanted to let y’all know in case you wanted to tune in and share in this very surreal experience with me.